SpudTom

From Anipedia

"SpudTom is a pair flash "animators" on www.sheezyart.com. StupidTom consists of two people: Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb.

Some of their most disgusting crimes against nature include: "tom vs. nessy", "heroes away", and "lizard dance".

The characters "Spud" and "Tom" are a breed of humanoid called "furries", which do not posses any of the inherent rights to life that humans have.

Furries have brains made of solid concrete and no souls. They also have large crucifixes because after being nailed to them so often, it just became easier to supply their own. Such as that of jeezuz. Furry torture comes in many different colours. Trapping, running over and taxidermy seem to be the most common.

Furries are NOT human beings...Though they appear as regular 13 year old kids, they are in fact 199% more fucktarded. Which may explain their sensitivity to being reminded that they are, in fact, fucktards. Though this information hasn't been confirmed yet, as a live specimen has yet to be obtained for study, since it is any decent human being's personal policy to kill furries on the spot. Due to their handicap, e-dramas and the fact that they are the scum of the Earth, they are all bound for Hell. And unfortunately, only suffer there for eternity. If only there were some way to make it longer.

Other known furries include:

Marshall: (fat, glasses, can't spell) and Sean: (whiny attention whore, online child predator, can't spell)

Traps have been set all around the south west Canadian area in an attempt to kill all of these furries.

Recently, Spud and Tom have separated into two accounts (Spud "I stole my character design from Tales of Phantasia" Alvein and Tom of Failure), where they continue to attempt set new standards for what is considered a global disaster in the form of flash "animations".

It has also come to my attention that Spud and Tom have gained female "companions" since separating into different accounts. It is well known that they are, in reality, 50+ year old men.

Spud and Kabikku

and

Tom and Catherine

They aren't worth mentioning.

Rosebud is a sled and Snape not only killed Dumbledore, but also loved Lily Potter. Tom was actually supposed to play Legolas in the Lord of the Rings films, but even the special effects team behind the Battle of Helm's Deep couldn't hide that he was a furry.

30:89, 37 Januark 2401 (MXC)" -Wiki